The Green Wizard's Guide : spells to turn your yard green, add more nutrients to your garden veggies, and save money for your summer vacation / Ron Neitzel.

"Join the Green Wizard as he "spells" out his funny journey from novice yard killer to the master of all that is growing out of the ground. Along the way he'll teach you the funny, sometimes quirky, but low-cost secrets to becoming an official graduate of the "Green Wizard Academy." You too can have an amazing yard and nutritious garden without wasting money on poisonous chemicals. From natural remedies to soil strategies, The Green Wizard's Guide has the easy-to-do money-saving tips and incantations needed to create lawn envy, including: the magical "Food Web" that you need to bring your soil back to life; which weeds will whisper what your soil is missing, then disappear forever; otherworldly secrets for larger vegetables that explode with nutrients and flavor; unimaginably, how to go a whole year without spending a dime on your lawn or garden; potions to keep bugs away from your yard, not to mention Werewolves. No toxic chemicals allowed. Get ready to graduate with new powers from the Green Wizard Academy and taunt your jealous neighbors like never before"-- back cover