Contents:
  • My mother can beat up my father
  • The ghost of A. Chanz
  • The lady and the babysitter
  • A vigilante ripped my sports coat
  • The man from Emperor
  • Romance, roses and rye bread
  • 4 1/2
  • 'The Alan Brady show' goes to jail
  • Three letters from one wife
  • It wouldn't hurt them to give us a raise
  • Pink pills for purple patients
  • The death of the party
  • Stretch Petrie vs. Kid Schenk
  • The impractical joke
  • Brother, can you spare $2500?
  • Stacey Petrie-part I
  • Stacey Petrie-part II
  • The redcoats are coming
  • Boy #1 versus Boy #2
  • The case of the pillow
  • Young man with a shoehorn
  • Girls will be boys
  • Bupkiss
  • Your home sweet home is my home
  • Not now, Anthony Stone
  • Never bathe on Saturday
  • 100 terrible hours
  • A show of hands
  • Baby fat
  • Br-room, Br-room
  • There's no sale like wholesale
  • A farewell to writing.